A new tour is being offered in our nation’s capital. Unlike the typical D.C. tour, this guide through some of the most pivotal moments in history does not waste time boring you with the Washington Monument, Capitol Hill, the Supreme Court, or even the Lincoln Memorial. No, this tour only brings you to the truly tremendous sights of the swamp, because this is a Trump Tour.

The mastermind behind the Trump Tour, Bill Thomas, the founder of Private Tours of Washington , has devised the ultimate trip for Trump aficionados. The tour, which can cost up to $685 and can be taken in a limo, will bring gleeful tourists to where Marla Maples threw her $250,000 engagement ring, the Russian Embassy, Ivanka’s new house, and of course, the Trump International Hotel.

Thomas was kind enough to take Jim Braude and Margery Eagan on this swanky trail of trumped up moments from the President-elect’s past. He joined Boston Public Radio today to talk about the Trump Tour and his experience with Jim and Margery.